Today is my very special babies birthday. There is nothing I can do to let him know how I feel about him... so for his birthday I'm going to sex him up. wait no I think I will buy him a present. mmhmm
Happy fucking birthday my favorite bastard.
Its my best friends birthday... sorry i must work
but when i'm out of work it fucking party time
Aaron Neber is the prettiest birthday boy in the entire world.
Aaron get krunk!
I'll make a suggestion that you vomit on your birthday. It makes everything like 87% better.
I love you baby boy
September 29 2005, 19:49:57 UTC 6 years ago